[Lunatique]

I lived with 6 cats and one huge dog.

cat1: Merlin

cat2: Baby

Cat3: Shadow

Cat4: Ghost

cat5: Dragon

cat6: Jazzman

Dog1: Bear

I think it's time for crazy pet stories. Here's mine:

One night, I was woken up by what sounded like a stampede. I crept up the stairs(my room was downstairs, and the livingroom was upstairs)because I didn't want the crazy pets to stop whatever they were doing if they saw me. I wanted to know what they REALLY did when no one was looking.

Man, I wish I didn't find out.

As I poked my head up the last stair, I saw the 6 cats gathered in a perfect circle. They were knocking something back and forth like a playing soccer or something. When I looked closer. . ..

It was a dead rat.

Ewwwwww!

There, my crazy cats.

I used to love watching my cats chase each other full speed on carpeted floor, then into the kitchen, where the floor had slippery tiles. Of course, they'd lose traction and just slide full speed and slams hard into the refrigerator(WHAM!). Then, they'd just shake it off and go on chasing each other again. 30 seconds later. . ..(WHAM!)

*sigh* I miss them.

[PandaX52]

I don't have a picture of my feline...

She was the runt of the litter and seems to prefer sleeping on my chair...

we have this "bond" thing going on...

[Enayla]

Crazy pet stories?

While I was still living at home, my Allis was obsessed with me. I was /her/ person. Anyone who tried to take me from her was in for some trouble (mainly a lot of claws and sharp teeth). She also brought all the prey she caught to my room (she's a Norwegian Forestcat - believe it or not, but those cats are GOOD hunters) - including a number of strange items she found outdoors (like old plastic bags and socks).

Now, one night, I woke up at about three in the morning and thought I'd cuddle the cat for a while, so I reach down behind the bed where she would always lie sleeping (the reaction would usually be one of a loud purr, and then the cat would crawl up to curl up next to me)...

Only now, instead of meeting the soft fur of a cat, my poor fingers were bitten by a sharp beak. I had a momentary vision of this huge octopus-like thing with a horrid beak lying underneath my bed, and I completely freaked and ran out of the room, calling for my brother (vivid imagination, it's called).

We found out, though, that the thing that had bitten my fingers was a fairly large seagull that Allis had caught, dragged into the apartment, but not managed to kill. So she hid it underneath my bed, and when we found her with it, she was practically hugging the poor thing. No wonder it had bitten me.

Hm.... that was rather long, but what the hey...


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[ceenda]

Heh, this is my Golden Retriever, Becky.

[Tweeder]

This is Puppy (that's her name) .. shes getting close to 6 now and slowing down a bit .. she used to run everywhere and get really crazy

she got mad at me for this one
"it was only supposed to be a 3 hour tour...."

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-"Everybody say it with me and wiggle!! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Look! David Hasslehoff can fly! .. Conspiracy!! And now employing juvenile mongoloid demon babies!! My famous chicken recipe will never be yours!! Grrr! Woof!"
-"it appears to be some sort of a congregation..care for some gopher?"
-"I can't wear a turtle neck. It's like being strangled by a really weak guy. Like, if you wear a turtle neck and a backpack, it's like a midget is on your back choking you."
-"As the profecies foretold, he becomes president, builds a rocket suit, and all this bad shit happens."

.tB.

[This message has been edited by Tweeder (edited March 17, 2001).]

[Giant Hamster]

tweeder: That is one of the coolest/creepiest dogs I've ever seen! What the hell is it?? hehehe It's soo cool!!

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[Transcendence]

Ana: 4 month old Great Pryrenees. Already 57lbs and larger than a lab.

Rusty: 5 year old cat that has a peg tooth on lower jaw and is missing a portion of his ear from a cat fight, like to decap squirrels

Roxanne: fat tabby...so fat she has no neck and waddles no matter what form of movement.

Rascal: monster of a fat

Captain Butter: a groundhog that manages to ocassionally find it's way into our front yard.

and a past of inguanas, fish, hamsters, and gerbils.

[shahar2k]

Rather Large Huskey dog... used to have a Siamese cat... but my parents wouldn't keep him when we moved... (from Israel to the US) so we got the dog here... Huskeys rock... they may shed like hell, but they can't bark (howl) I'd post a picture if I had one
7 years old still running like the first day we got him as a puppy

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Maybe I'm paranoid... maybe it's you!

[Tweeder]

GH: hehe .. she's a miniature poodle. with the right hair cut she looks like an ewok

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-"Everybody say it with me and wiggle!! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Peas! Look! David Hasslehoff can fly! .. Conspiracy!! And now employing juvenile mongoloid demon babies!! My famous chicken recipe will never be yours!! Grrr! Woof!"
-"it appears to be some sort of a congregation..care for some gopher?"
-"I can't wear a turtle neck. It's like being strangled by a really weak guy. Like, if you wear a turtle neck and a backpack, it's like a midget is on your back choking you."
-"As the profecies foretold, he becomes president, builds a rocket suit, and all this bad shit happens."

.tB.

[Funfetus]

Here's my Pooks. His name's actually Duke, but I pretty much call him whatever springs to mind.


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