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Blakk
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I used to be a guitar player in a metal band from later 80's to mid 90's. I had long hair, muscles and rocker cloths. I wasn't gods gift or anything but it did help me to get laid.
Around 92 I decided to go to Art school and I loved it. I'm a big frezzeta and Biz fan and I love looking at and creating images. The only problem is it never helped me get laid.
Of course true artist don't have these problems. They live secluded lives like Michalangelo or Caravaggio and don't care about getting laid.
Did ART ever help you get LAID if so how? I would love to know.
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Giant Hamster
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| Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2001 6:09 pm |
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Being the teachers assistant for Art2 and figure drawing gave me access to the keys after school. very handy sometimes.
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PandaX52
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| Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2001 6:53 pm |
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I have just replied to this topic!
now you can read my text which I have typed using my keyboard apparatus... |
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A.Buttle
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| Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2001 7:21 pm |
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Are you on drugs, Panda?
I made some art for my woman once. It worked like a charm.
Michelangelo and Leonardo just had sex with little boys.
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Jabberwocky
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| Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2001 7:44 pm |
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Okay first of all you're doing the wrong kind of art or not using it to your advantage... I think my computer gives off something cause whenever I show my b/f graphics on my computer I've done for him I get lucky that night...
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Giant Hamster
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| Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2001 9:00 pm |
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jabberwocky: but then again, must guys dont put up a fight in the first place. heh
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PandaX52
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| Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2001 9:08 pm |
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STOP REPRODUCING!!! aaaaahhhhHHH!!!!
*runs off screaming into the wilderness* |
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Jabberwocky
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| Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2001 9:13 pm |
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Giant Hamster: you don't know my b/f then. He'd be fine getting laid once a month and no more.
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Giant Hamster
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| Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2001 9:59 pm |
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jabberwocky: thats freaky! 
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Ian
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| Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2001 12:15 am |
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are you SURE that's really you're boyfriend and not his empty shell being occupied by aliens from outer space?
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Count Zero
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| Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2001 7:17 am |
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Not yet.
Really need to start putting those subliminal messages in to my video work. Any suggestions? |
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General Confusion
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| Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2001 9:42 am |
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Blakk, you must have been cool during the 80's!!!!
someone told me this was your publicity head shot.
just kidding , I just thought this was a hilarious pic to go with a hilarious topic.
Do you really need somthing to help you get laid??? I suggest hanging out at sexaholic meetings, they probably won't care if you're an artist or metal guitarist.
good luck
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| Making cool shit in art school seemed to work. Because the girls where into art of course. Now it's not the same 'cuz I'm not in a art community anymore. Art is the thing that isolates me. (oh, wait I have a gf.) Maybe if you go to some art/hippy chick town and make big paintings of phalus shapes you'll be back on top, so to speak. |
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General Confusion
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| Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2001 1:16 pm |
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sorry Shadowman, i'v ebeen banned form all sexaholic meetings, by order of the courts, I can't talk about it, it's still under investigation...
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Nex
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| Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2001 2:04 pm |
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guitarist are out but bassplayers are doing pretty well nowadays - at least thats what i have been told :] jk
pah. real artists don't need sex anyway. They channel their energy into their paintings |
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Jabberwocky
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| Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2001 3:03 pm |
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Nah he's not... he's a gamer/network tech...
From Doonesbury:
"Real gamerstechs don't even have girlfriends!"
Comics explains so much!
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Shadowman
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| Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2001 12:48 am |
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GreePeach I totaly agree with you one all issuse. Definitaly the thing that isolates me to.
General do you know of any good sexaholic meetings? I see that you live in NJ USA. maybee you can take me and Blakk some time he lives in NJ USA too! |
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Shadowman
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| Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2001 5:24 pm |
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| I guess lack of sex is good for the artist. I you are miserable and staying home a lot it gives you a lot of time to draw and paint. Of course you will probably go insane and probably hurt some people but hey a jail cell would give you a lot of time to draw. |
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Fallen
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| Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2001 5:50 pm |
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Having models is good. 
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roundeye
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| Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2001 5:58 pm |
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the closest i got was a free lapdance for a quick sketch... im such a whore.
although i must say id rather be a sad, lonely artist than an oversexed, greasy, cheesy, hairy glam rocker any day |
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Bradford
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| Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2001 10:26 pm |
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Well being here at an art school and all, producing amazing artwork gets you admiration from the ladies, to some degree, if you follow me =)
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Ian
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| Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2001 2:59 am |
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Ben Barker
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| Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2001 10:15 pm |
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| I think it's really sexy when a woman draws better than I do |
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Bradford
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| Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2001 10:23 pm |
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Ben: yay, the same thing has gone through my mind in some art classes =)
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PandaX52
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| Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2001 12:22 am |
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StOp ReProDucinG!
AHhhhhH!
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