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ambelamba
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I am still stuck in the middle of a process. The top guy at the agency has yet to say the final word. I am patiently waiting for the callback. I am thinking about applying for Disney as a storyboard artist.
Meanwhile...I found a website.
By none other than Tom Sizemore.
His own PORN website.
Out of his OWN private home videos.
Damnit. I really have to get into the industry so that I can get to know him.
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| Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:14 pm |
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You might want to reconsider your career course if you're just after intercourse. It's become lucidly clear from nearly all of your posts that the most you expect from art is coitus.
Fascinating fact: Storyboard artists and celebrities aren't the only people on earth having sex. Turns out, nearly the whole damned human race is propagating itself at an astounding rate through our singular means of reproduction. I would conjecture that at least 98% of the people you see around you have had sex. This may shock and apall you, that even the layman can engage in the forbidden and mysterious art of bumping nasties, but it's completely common, and even necessary! The survival of our species depends on it.
Even I've had sex. It was nice. Kind of squishy.
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Sukhoi
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| Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:31 pm |
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balistic
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| Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 5:33 am |
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Yeah, you sound more and more like a good fit for Hollywood.
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Mikko K
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| Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:24 am |
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gLitterbug
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| Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:30 pm |
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| Can you link us to that porn site please? I�m sad that you dropped Colin so fast for Tom though. |
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ambelamba
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| Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:55 pm |
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| Can you link us to that porn site please? I�m sad that you dropped Colin so fast for Tom though. |
Sigh...
http://www.xxxtom.com
Tom Sizemore, Colin Farrell, George Clooney(who's rumored to have banged hundreds of aspiring actresses and bit performers)...I don't care. I just want to get some perks out of entertainment industry until fire and brimstones fall out of the sky.
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Jimmyjimjim
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| Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:31 pm |
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The guy's a sleaze. He's probably doing that because he recently got in trouble for beating women (he's going to jail from what I heard).
A friend in the industry told me that he'll never work again. What a shame it is to blow a great career on stupid shit.
Done for cash, IMHO.
BTW, being a production monkey in the entertainment field isn't going to get you pussy. Trust me. |
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ambelamba
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| Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:51 pm |
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| Jimmyjimjim wrote: |
The guy's a sleaze. He's probably doing that because he recently got in trouble for beating women (he's going to jail from what I heard).
A friend in the industry told me that he'll never work again. What a shame it is to blow a great career on stupid shit.
Done for cash, IMHO.
BTW, being a production monkey in the entertainment field isn't going to get you pussy. Trust me. |
Right...
Crime against a woman can simply kill your career in the entertainment industry, especially for performers.
I was just kidding. I'd be happy to settle down with someone nice. Gotta work on my portfolio. Disney is fliing up new recruitments...
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| Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 2:25 am |
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| Can you show some work? |
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YVerloc
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| Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:03 am |
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I want to see some stuff too.
(googling)
ahh, here we go.
http://ambelamba.blogspot.com/
This yours Ambi? More porn stuff eh? Didn't you work with Ron Jeremy on your 'storyboarding hell' job? It says on the blog that you drew this pic of Ron while you were still in the air force. What gives? Curious minds want to know. |
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| Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 8:02 am |
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| Doesn�t even look as crappy as I imagined it to be. Reading all the text made me cringe though, but that did only confirm that it has to be "our" ambelamba for real. |
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ambelamba
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| Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 2:58 pm |
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| YVerloc wrote: |
I want to see some stuff too.
(googling)
ahh, here we go.
http://ambelamba.blogspot.com/
This yours Ambi? More porn stuff eh? Didn't you work with Ron Jeremy on your 'storyboarding hell' job? It says on the blog that you drew this pic of Ron while you were still in the air force. What gives? Curious minds want to know. |
Oh, those two were totalling separate things. I did the portrait sketch of Ron just for fun. I did storyboarding for a movie starring Ron Jeremy, but I never met him in person.
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| Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 1:49 am |
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| Bandados wrote: |
| Can you show some work? |
AFAIK he's created no less than 6 of such threads whining about his adventures or whatever, without showing any work.
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YVerloc
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| Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 6:37 am |
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| Yeah I know - hence the detective work. |
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