[Chris]

No...I just was reading about it on the internet one day and you know it is just one of those things that seem interesting enough and I just have never forgot it

[Chris]

"It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale." -State wide California law

"It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license." -State wide California law

Law beolow is said to be true...but I have doubts..but not sure

"It is illegal to appear in public wearing only swimming trunks." -Hawaii State Law!


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[Chris]

"Felicia Vitale, 41, told reporters in February that she would sue the New York Police Department for wrongly arresting her after she walked away from a sting operation at Staten Island Mall carrying a planted purse containing $2. She admitted that the purse did not belong to her but denied she intended to steal it and pointed out that she suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder and thus must go through a list of tasks in rigid order every day and that she simply had many other things to do before she got around to returning the purse."

[gear]

it's against the law in tennessee to be in a moving vehicle without having your seatbelt on ------unless your on a school bus.

stop lights were not designed for the color blind.

bob is bob even if you spell it backward and so is level.

a toad is not a frog with warts.

six year old like peanut butter with fish sticks, but hate liver with jelly.

weiner dogs will nurse kittens I saw it ok!

redneck do not all have red necks.

their is a doctor named hurt.

news report do not have an obligation to report the truth.

cornholio is the best character ever to have been created.

all the things pink do not stink but most do.

a popcycle is not a bicycle with two flat tires.

bubble bee should not be able to fly , yet they do.

I someone tells you it taste like chicken runaway fast yelling your a lier.

star fish didn't fall from the heavens.

if a bear eats beans in the wood would hear him first or smell.

jelly beans will not grow.

c, sea, see whats the difference.

if you put scotch brand tape on the bottom of a cat paws they will dance to anything.

blow it your dogs ear and he will shake his head no.

on tuesday night at 7pm a sitcom on abc will have story about a lost boy At 8pm different sitcom same lost boy, At 9pm another sitcom and the dang kid thats lost. At 10pm you guessed it same old again. At 11pm thank god for the news stroy about the boy that got lost.

on wed. a lost cat, and so on and so on.

tv stinks.

ok thats enough.

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[Goldwaser]

The British actually painted plane-carriers in pink during the WW1 (or two). Stripes and dots were also used by the British navy.

Tim Burton used to animate for Disney.

Kaligula (i hope i spelled it currectly) assigned a horse to the roman senate.

"I can kill you if i want to", said Kaligula to his wife one day after a long day in the office, and decapitated her.

The only word in the english language with three "double letters" is Bookkeeper.

A wood dont chuck wood.

There is a law in california that prohibits double parking your elephant.

Penguins bite.

Benedict Arnold got shot twice. In the same leg.

One of every 3 people you meet should be from china or india.

Jesus actually had big brothers. They're even mentioned at the "new tastement".

Most of the greatest peoples in history weren't gays!!!

too tired, starting to grumble.



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[FaithInChaos]

well,
Alexander the Great was a homosexual.
im not sure about Aristotle, but he probably was too. anyways most of the greatest people in history were mass murders, im not sure thats so great.