[Effigy]

Is it possible to inhale (suck in air) via one's anal
opening?(Question submitted by MkongB52)

Yes, but it's a rare talent. The great early 20th Century French flatulist, Le Petomane, was able to
do this, and in fact was able to suck up an entire bowlful of water (just the
water, not the bowl) into his colon and expel it again with considerable
force.By sucking in large quantities of air, he was able to perform
lengthy shows on stage, and could imitate musical instruments, farm animals, and
bird songs, whistle melodies, and play the ocarina. His productions were said to
be virtually odorless, which is to be expected from air obtained directly from
the outside.Here is a message I received recently (November,
1999) regarding the skill of inhaling via the anus:

"i would just like you to know that i am part of a trio, who can suck in air in our anal openings. we are somewhat
air-bandits. we can let the longest farts you have ever heard. our record
holder, Chad, stands at 24 sec. the record for most farts in a row is derek, at
492. and i, robert, have earned such nicknames as: Mad Crapper, gurglemeister,
and old wetful. We have followed Le Petomane example, and have mastered the art
of farting."
Jason W. says,
"I am a 16 year old guy that is a part of a 3-man fart on command group.We get
together every Saturday night and practice our talent to songs with a good
beat.We accomplish this by getting on our hands and knees, completely
relaxing, and our butt hole just opens up and air just seeps into our
colons.We then get into position and let them rip. We can so far play a
song called "THE EYE OF THE TIGER" (Rocky 3 theme song). We came across
another group of 4 guys that can do this during the winter of 2001.We
started to get together with them more frequently, and now we have a full
fledged band going all on farting...We are going to try to make a CD on some
songs we know, but no one wants to let us...I personally have let a fart go for
about 75 seconds.On average each Saturday night we let off about 1000
farts EACH!The only problem with flatulating when we want is that now 2
of us can't help but sucking in air through our anus when we sit down."
Jason has also provided the following instructions for people who would like to
acquire this skill:

1.Get a pillow and a soft
surface. Placeyour ear on the pillow with your head turned sideways.
2.Put your butt up in the air, bringing
your knees as close up to your head as possible. This relaxes your anal
opening. Once you're relaxed enough, you should feel a strange sensation...this is air
traveling into your colon. [Well done my friend, you have just acheived a new level of coolness]
3.Through practice you will be able to do this by just sitting
down. Nothing comes easy, so keep practising.

Adam reports that a student at his high school, known
as "The King" could fart "God Save the Queen" by alternately inhaling and
exhaling through his anus. The students referred to the inhaling process as
"input."

[[Shizo]]

Yeh i can do that, everyone can.
I learned this from a yoga position called "breathe with your butt". hehe
At least that's what i learned from my yoga cousin.

It's pretty cool, maybe there is a benefit since it's yoga (if it's true).

[ September 03, 2002: Message edited by: [Shizo] ]

[xXxPZxXx]

my friend can, he does it everywhere all the time. If he puts his ass against a door you get like 200 decibel 20 second farts. it kind of smells like steamed vegetables.

[Rat]

It figures...he's a "16-year old guy".

Disgusting males.

[Giant Hamster]

Saw a guy dubbed, "Chris Crap" on the Howard Stern show about 5 years ago doing that.
Also when I was 8 there was this kid that lived down the street who could do that aswell.
Haven't seen anyone since.

[gigatron]

Haahahhaahahhahaahaahhahaahhhaahhahahhah

...no comment

[Duk3Nuk4n]

man, thats sick!!!

Whats wrong with you ppl?

[Effigy]

The question is, what isn't wrong with you?