... I really don't know where crazybread came from aside than from "little cesars" pizza commercials (canada) that ran about 5 years ago if I remember correctly. Anyways I don't eat bred cuz it sucks ...
Just in case that one doesn't go thru, here's a couple more places that have it
http://www.recordsbymail.com/static/artistSearch.php/artistFirst/artistLast/DAS%20DAMEN
Just draw up some flashes and bring a portfolio down to a tattoo parlor. Maybe they'll take you on as an apprentice. Either that or offer to buy some of your work. You win either way.