[Socar MYLES]

When I was in Sweden (over X-mas), I tried to tell an old shop lady who didn't speak English that I didn't speak much Swedish...and I managed to say: "I language not manly Swede".

I really, REALLY need a new...job.

I'm honked off because I can't find my hairbrush.

My name is really silly.

Okay. That's enough.

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My old man's a dustman
'E wears a dustman's 'at
'E wears gorblimey trousers...
AAAAAAAAND....
'E lives in a council flat!

[SlightlyTwisted]

I've always thought you had a pretty cool name, actually. I was named after a now twenty odd years old Elton John song. Now that's depressing.

I used to have a friend called Richard S Tiny. I expect Little Dicky had much more to complain about.