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Giant Hamster member
Member # Joined: 22 Oct 1999 Posts: 1782
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2001 8:00 pm |
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Here are mine:
1. I hate it when my 126 meg download stops at 98%
2. I hate it when I forget I have my headphones on my head and try standing up
3. It sucks when you fall asleep at your desk and you have keyboard prints in your head the next morning
4. Why the hell isn't the cereal on the cover the actual size of the cereal in the box!
5. I hate that itch on your foot when you cant take off your shoe to scratch it
6. I hate contests when you have to be 18
7. I hated that one time my mom waxed the floor and I slid into the refrigerator
8. When you forget $20+ is in your pocket and you wash your pants
9. It hurts when your tired and you fall over in the shower
10. I hate it when peope IM me in the middle of a game.
You got any? Remember, only 10!
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-JameZ the Giant Hamster-
The Hamster Alliance
AIM: Gianthmstr
Multimedia Producer/designer/all of the above.,overall guru ...and music music music! weee!!
[This message has been edited by Giant Hamster (edited March 16, 2001).] |
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Impaler member
Member # Joined: 02 Dec 1999 Posts: 1560 Location: Albuquerque.NewMexico.USA
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2001 8:35 pm |
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hmm.
- I hate how unfairly powerful Captain Falcon is in Super Smash Brothers.
- I hate it when people throw water on your pants and make it look like you wet them yourself.
- I hate it when my CD skips blasting over a super loud stereo.
- I hate it when my computer slows down for no apparent reason.
- I hate it when the only ice cream left is vanilla, and you have no chocolate sauce.
- I hate it when parents don't trust a kid who's smarter than 99.999% of the country, literally.
- I hate it when the government raids the stash.
- I hate the question "why won't you go out with her?"..
- When you leave $70 worth of those supreme Berol Prismacolor markers in your friend's van and suddenly he "can't find them."
- I hate damn high fashion magazines. With a passion.
(edit: 11. When you forget to put the damn end ubb tag in and have to go edit your post..)
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[This message has been edited by Impaler (edited March 16, 2001).] |
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A.Buttle member
Member # Joined: 20 Mar 2000 Posts: 1724
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2001 8:36 pm |
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1. I hate it when the hair on my neck gets too long and then start itching like hell.
2. I hate it when people think they're cooler than they are.
3. I hate it that I think I'm cooler than I am.
4. I hate being responsible.
5. I hate checking in.
6. I hate being tied down.
7. I hate Bible-thumping ignorant fucks who are so narrow that they think that their WASPY Jesus really is God.
8. I hate people who get offended when I swear. Grow some fucking skin, people.
9. I hate when shit doesn't work out.
10. Ditto on number 9.
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Lunatique member
Member # Joined: 27 Jan 2001 Posts: 3303 Location: Lincoln, California
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2001 9:08 pm |
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I hate it when:
1)people don't realize their limits and pretend to be something they could never be, and expects others to respect them for their ability/talent, which they don't have.
2)hacks that create mediocre crap that floods the market with low-quaity work.
3)cruel, violent people
4)people that are sarcastic, mean, and every other word out of their mouth is something negative and harsh.
5)people that are selfish and never help others.
6)racists, bigots, and close-minded people.
7)when my download fails.
8)when a girl you REALLY like is already taken.
9)when you get really far in a game, and your game crashes, then you remember you forgot to save. . . .
10)when your favorite movie/tv show/band/writer/artist doesn't get the notice he/she/it deserves.
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nova member
Member # Joined: 23 Oct 1999 Posts: 751 Location: seattle, wa
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2001 2:01 am |
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1. I hate it when the covers off my lil' headphones come off and i can't find them.
2. The unpredictability of contacts.
3. The side effects of caffiene.
4. Stomachaches.
5. Complications in seemingly simple things.
6. Ignorant people.
7. I hate cold houses in the morning.
8. I love beautiful music.
9. It was scary tonight driving around.. the first time I'd driven late at night by myself, in the rain.
10. I need to finish up my senior project so i can meet with Mark.
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Enayla member
Member # Joined: 26 Nov 2000 Posts: 1217 Location: Sweden
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2001 3:05 am |
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I hate:
- Waking up at 9 a Saturday morning when I don't have to.
- Glaring sunlight when I have a headache.
- People who can only like the music that is deemed "popular".
- People who can NEVER like the music that is deemed "popular".
- Those who believe that "I am not interested" translates into "I could be interested if you tried a bit harder".
- Breaking a long and pretty fingernail.
- Getting weirdo phone-calls when I'm already afraid of the dark.
- People who borrow stuff without asking.
- Pink tutus.
- The flu.
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Nex member
Member # Joined: 25 Mar 2000 Posts: 2086 Location: Austria
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2001 3:18 am |
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1. I hate ignorance
2. I hate religious fanatism
3. I hate arrogance
4. I hate when people teach something and they talk a lot of crap in the process.
5. I hate politicians
6. I hate people who hurt animals for fun or on purpose
7. I hate stinking people in the underground
8. I hate it when I am this infamous one out of every ... people
9. I hate it when women think they are irresistable
10. I hate Neanderthalism
[This message has been edited by Nex (edited March 17, 2001).] |
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Socar MYLES member
Member # Joined: 27 Jan 2001 Posts: 1229 Location: Vancouver, Canada
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2001 8:35 am |
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1. My job. I hate my job. I LOATHE my job. I double, triple DOGGIE hate my job. My job sucks. My job must die. Did I mention that I HATE MY JOB?
2. My pot-smoking neighbours that stink up the hall, so that when I come home at 1 in the morning from my MUCH HATED JOB, I practically get bowled over by my stinkin' neighbours!
3. My Introduction to Digital Design class. It has this AWFUL TEACHER who doesn't realize how retarded the 'Drop Shadow' layer effect really looks, and spends 1.5 hours (no exaggeration) explaining how to code 7 lines of HTML.
4. Deodorant that smudges itself under the arms of my sweaters.
5. People who don't flush public loos, and people who pee on the toilet rim. (I don't even understand how a woman CAN pee on the toilet rim. But take it from me--some do, and then I have to wipe it off & hover (stand over the toilet rather than sit on it) if I want to go.)
6. Really bad artists who e-mail me some gorblimey awful picture and want me to critique it. (Why would I want to do this?)
7. Exceptionally pushy bums. The other day, I was on my way to work, when a BUM came and stood in front of me. I just kept walking, in the hopes he'd move, but he just STOOD there. I moved right; he moved left. I went to push him; I noticed he had lice. I couldn't get rid of him! Then, he asked for some change! I was carrying: 2 hockey bags full of rubbish, a laptop, my book, my purse, my makeup bag, and a huge-ass portfolio case. How the hell am I supposed to get into my purse to give this guy some change? But, being the nice person *ahem* that I am, I put down the portfolio case, BALANCED the laptop under my arm, and started rootling for change. The bum leans RIGHT OVER, and goes: "Oh, I see a $5 bill. Can't I just have that?" So I snarl: "If I give it to you, will you GO AWAY?" He agrees, and I finally get to go to work...but...HOW RUDE!
8. Field trips. I hate field trips. I'm in university, for heaven's sake, not grade school! I hate field trips!
9. Embarrassing moments. For example: I see my parents once a year, if that. Last year, I went to their house, and I saw my little sister, who is 13 years younger than me, coming down the stairs. Kids grow really fast at that age, and she looked TOTALLY DIFFERENT than she did last time. I didn't recognize her, so I didn't say anything. I thought she must be...one of her little friends, or something. Then, she came up to me & held out her hand, and when I shook it, I said: "Hello. I'm Clare's sister--nice to meet you!" SHAME ON ME!
10. People who smack their gum. Or their food. Dammit--KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT when you eat! It lacks class. I mean...It's embarrassing. And disgusting. And I don't need to see your half-chewed food! Ugh....
Okay. That's about all....
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My old man's a dustman
'E wears a dustman's 'at
'E wears gorblimey trousers...
AAAAAAAAND....
'E lives in a council flat!
Hey, I made up a joke:
Q: Why don't goths go to McDonald's?
A: They might get a HAPPY MEAL!
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Count Zero member
Member # Joined: 12 Nov 1999 Posts: 586 Location: Helsinki, Finland
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2001 10:19 am |
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1. Hypocrites.
2. Stupid (imo synonymous with shallow) people.
3. "Racists, bigots, and close-minded people." Agree with Lunatique 100% on that. These people also fall under the stupid category but I hate them so much they deserve their own number.
4. When it hurts so much on the inside that hurt on the outside is the only thing that keeps you sane.
5. Me. Or the all too present feeling of dissatisfaction with who and what I am.
6. Losing sight of the present and what it has to offer when worrying about the uncertain future.
7. Having 20/20 hindsight.
8. People who lack empathy for others.
9. Being angry, losing all sense and lashing out at the ones you love. And losing the ones you love.
10. Life
And the list goes on... |
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RobT member
Member # Joined: 15 Oct 2000 Posts: 276 Location: Boston
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2001 11:12 am |
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1. Bills
2. Assbackwards legal system
3. Materialistic people
4. Hollywood
5. Politicians
6. People who preach
7. People who think they understand your problems when they have never experienced them.
8. People who try to give you advice when you did not ask for it.
9. People who think they are tough behind their computer or phone.
10. Sticking a screwwdriver too deep under your toe nail and accidentally prying it off
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Dthind member
Member # Joined: 12 Dec 2000 Posts: 436
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2001 2:53 pm |
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1) Willfull stupidity / arrogance
2) People that do not know what they do not know, and quote you something wrong anyway
3) Bravura for the sake of coolness
4) Frauds and shallow people
5) Not being able to travel to places I want to go to (got to be responsible, make money, pay bills, blah..blah..blah)
6) Conceit
7) Hypocrisy
8) Violence
9) Corruption
10 The fact that some of the above still bother me and they are totally out of my control in the grand scheme of things. |
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Giant Hamster member
Member # Joined: 22 Oct 1999 Posts: 1782
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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2001 4:17 am |
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very good. you have all just sealed your own deaths...you may not have realized this, for you are lost and alone. remember, your dead already. |
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DrBof member
Member # Joined: 14 Dec 1999 Posts: 187 Location: nottingham (england)
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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2001 6:09 am |
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:: hmmm ::
[00] :: I hate having to sleep
[01] :: I hate going to the loo
[02] :: I hate smelly people on the bus (though it may be me)
[03] :: I hate running out of rizla
[04] :: I hate the insomnia wobbles
[05] :: I hate face wrenching teeth grinding comedowns
[06] :: I hate grimmy glasses
[07] :: I hate loosing negitives
[08] :: I hate my studio space (every now and again)
:: but most of all ::
[09] :: I hate that lieing cheating bitch
:: is happy now :: |
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Count Zero member
Member # Joined: 12 Nov 1999 Posts: 586 Location: Helsinki, Finland
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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2001 7:26 am |
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Oh yeah, I forgot.
Giant Hamster, I hate 'im.  |
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Jezebel member
Member # Joined: 02 Nov 2000 Posts: 1940 Location: Mesquite, TX, US
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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2001 4:47 pm |
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Socar - OMG, that thing with your sister is hilarious. How embarrassing!
1. People that try to get something for nothing. The ones that don't make any attempt at being successful, they would rather just mooch off other's success and take credit. This includes people that sleep around to climb up the career ladder and art rippers.
2. Being in a room full of cigarette smoke, or being around people that are smoking or have smoked recently. *holds her nose*
3. When my computer randomly reboots when I leave the room, losing any unsaved images I am working on.
4. Not being a good enough artist, knowing I can be better.
5. Cheesecake/white chocolate/raspberries. Or worst of all - white chocolate raspberry cheesecake! BLECH!!
6. This one comes from my days as a mall employee. Customers that walk all over you and treat you like crap. Customers that TELL you that you are worthless because you work retail. Customers that scream and break expensive items when you request their id to accept a credit card. Customers that let their kids break things and refuse to pay for it.
7. My friends that try and tell me I have to go to church/believe in god or I will burn in hell forever.
8. Getting cooking oil on my hands, looking at cooking oil ooze out of the bottle as I poor it... *shudders*
9. Annoying little midi files playing on ugly webpages.
10. People that preach to me about being vegetarian or try and talk me into eating just one piece of meat. "Come on, just one! It really can't be that bad right? Everybody eats meat. What could I give you if you would eat just one bite of my chicken strip?" grrr... If I wanted the friggin' meat I wouldn't be a damn vegetarian!!
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sacrelicious member
Member # Joined: 27 Oct 2000 Posts: 1072 Location: Isla Vista, CA
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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2001 11:48 pm |
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You hate cheesecake and raspberries?! YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!
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Freddio Administrator
Member # Joined: 29 Dec 1999 Posts: 2078 Location: Australia
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2001 5:03 am |
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all Chics are vegetarians...
poor little cows...
They would eat you if they had the chance hehe  |
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Ian member
Member # Joined: 19 Mar 2000 Posts: 1339 Location: Singapore
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2001 5:13 am |
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{1} I hate it when the subway bitches cheat me out of that ONE last meatball.
{2} I fucking hate mathematics.
{3} I hate beautiful girls who run around breaking hearts.
{4} I HATE MOUTH GEAR.
{5} I hate homework.
{6} I hate doing dishes.
{7} I hate how gross my bathroom gets the DAY after I cleaned it.
{8} I hate it when my computer crashes in any way shape or form.
{9} I hate Singapore.
{10} I hate it when I can only think of negative things that are bothering me and can't say anything positive.
Yep...
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SoMK member
Member # Joined: 04 Jun 2000 Posts: 237 Location: Montreal, Canada
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2001 6:43 am |
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1. Hot and damp weather
2. mosquitoes
3. dog poop
4. people saying about anything that they'd do it better but never doing anything :p
5. neanderthalians
6. women acting like lil'girls
7. people acting like "I know all" dictators
8: People with strong convictions about highly debatable subjects *brrrr*
9. People imposing the so called convictions
10. Cowardness and each possible variations of it
and 11. Me making this lousy list
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