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pixelsoldier · Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 3:03 pm

Heya everyone,

Seeing that I'm usually wearing my official "Asshole" hat when I'm posting at Sijun, I thought I'd take the time to show you guys my sensitive *sniff* side.

My girlfriend has been away for the past two weeks in Mexico visiting some family. She was supposed to come home yesterday, but she decided to stay last minute for an additional two months (the whole summer) to work for her incredibly wealthy uncle for $15,000.00US (for 2 months). Being that we're Canadian, that much money was impossible for her to turn down. She has tuition, etc. to pay, so it would help her out immensely. At first, I was sooooooooo sad. We've been together 4+ years (we're now engaged).

Anyway, I don't even have a passport. I can't leave this country... until today! Today I went through the hassle of getting a passport (and it IS a hassle), and I'm going to spend everything I have in savings ($2000.00) to travel to Mexico to be with her for the summer.

She couldn't stop crying when I told her. Seriously... she couldn't stop (happy tears, of course). Basically, I'm travelling half way around the world, leaving my job, friends and family, just so I can be with her for the summer.

Good move, yes? Love makes ya do crazy things, I tell ya.

I'll shut up....mmmm.... now.

[666]Flat · Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 3:18 pm

I liked the asshole hat better.

Guy · Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 3:18 pm

you sure you needed a passport? cause i went down to mexico this past christmas with out one. just needed my birth certificate and some photo id. but i guess it's better to have the passport.

but either way. have fun down there. don't drink the tap water

Awetopsy · Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 3:20 pm

um.... cool I guess... I had to live 800km away from my fiance for 2 years... does that count?

[666]Flat · Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 3:21 pm

And wherever you go, always remember:

!!!!1

Coaster · Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 3:25 pm

quote

Quote:

Seeing that I'm usually wearing my official "Asshole"

Welcome to the club.

Impaler · Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 4:39 pm

Heh. Mexico. Wow. Let me tell you, from living in New Mexico, and from visiting the country several times, and from attending a school with a 30% migrant population, that Mexico is a lot different from Canada.

And what's this I hear about assholes? I haven't seen anything remotely assholish on this board in quite a while.

klaivu · Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 5:18 pm

Oh ick.

Love.
Feh.

vigilo · member Member # Joined: 26 May 2002 Posts: 105

Impaler fuck you.

Lunatique · Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 6:18 pm

*sniff* The pimp is teary eyed.

I'm a sucker for romantic stuff.

But I'm still the pimp.

Impaler · Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 6:28 pm

Nice try, vigilo.

Rat · Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 6:35 pm

I've never been much of a "romantic" person (odd, seeing as how I'm a girl), but I'd probably be either crying or speechless if someone did that for me. (Not that anyone would...)

Impaler · Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 6:44 pm

WHAT THE FUCK!? YOU'RE A GIRL? WHEN THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN? WHAT?!

This is as big as when I found out that Lunatique was Asian.

Impaler · Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 6:49 pm

WHAT THE FUCK!?

Cooter · Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 7:00 pm

Unless...

Those were tears of frustration you heard. Because now her "summer of multi positional love" with Juan Carlos de la Fuego has now been RUINED by your pathetic meddling romantic arse.

How's that for assholish?

Rat · Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 7:25 pm

quote:
Originally posted by Impaler:
WHAT THE FUCK!? YOU'RE A GIRL? WHEN THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN? WHAT?!

This is as big as when I found out that Lunatique was Asian.

*bows*

It happened...lesse...fourteenish years ago...Feb. 3, 1988...birth.

Lunatique · Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 7:38 pm

Impaler- huh? Why was it a surprise? Does my persona exude un-Asianess? Must be all the China bashing I've done.

Loki · Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 7:39 pm

pixelsoldier: sniff ... that was beautiful ...

girlfriend or no girlfriend - no passport??? ever????? - you should've gotten your ass out of canada way sooner to see all the miracles of this world ... but anyway - cool beanies - have fun in the sun compadre! And drink lotsa Mescal with your guapa ...

Coaster · Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2002 8:53 pm

If you had surprised her by showing up, she'd either be more happy or you'd end up in a pit of dispare to find her with Lunatique.

Yup thats my knowledge of this matter so lets change the subject by posting images taken from old SA photoshops shall we?

edraket · Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2002 12:17 am

Passport..I read somewhere that only 13% of the people in the US has a passport. HAHAHA..
Thats just baffling. I can understand it somewhat due to the size of the country. But geez..what do you do with your vacations?

Romantic..You are a love fool. Thats a very healthy attitude.
I saw my girl here in holland about three times and when she went back to the US I followed her a week later. Does that count?

Rat=girl. Howecome I knew all along that she was a girl?
I only discovered Socar Myles was a girl recently though. So there..

pixelsoldier · Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2002 7:42 am

Thanks for the replies... and mocking, guys.

Flat: Dude, I knew you had a fixation with assholes. And I don't touch drugs, but thanks nonetheless. :P

Guy: Yea man, I'm totally sure. I've been to so many fucking travel agents and so many government offices. I can't believe you got in without a passport! Do you have a VISA?

Awetopsy: Wow.. yea, that certainly does count. How did you cope with that? How often did you get to see her?

Coaster: haha.

Impaler: Yea, I'm aware of how different it will be. I like different though. Ya gotta see the world, right? I'm an ass lots of the time, but I'm glad at least someone hasn't noticed.

klaivu: lol.

Lunatique: Heh, thanks.

And you're right - you ARE the pimp. Can I be mini-pimp?

Rat: Oh come on now, I'm sure there are lots of people that'd do that for you. You seem like a really nice person to me; I've commented on that not only in this thread. There is someone for everyone, I really believe that. Besides, you're still young. And up until now, I also had no clue you were a girl.

Loki: thanks bro.

I know, I know.. I'm a Canadian hermit. Heh. I really should've gotten a passport far soon in life. As it is, I've only ever been to the US (obviously). I know you lived in Hawaii for a while, right? That's where we'd love to go on our honeymoon. Is it as 'magical' as it seems? I plan to have tons of fun my man, I'll kick back a couple for good ol' Loki while I'm there. Hell, I'll kick back a couple for every member here... I like being drunk. :P

edraket: Yea man, that totally is romantic. You're just an old softy like me.

Coaster · Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2002 9:43 am

Hawaii sounds smelly, volcanic fog and sugar factories...

[666]Flat · Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2002 9:54 am

quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
I've never been much of a "romantic" person (odd, seeing as how I'm a girl), but I'd probably be either crying or speechless if someone did that for me. (Not that anyone would...)

And what about random bangin'?

Rat · Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2002 9:55 am

quote:
Originally posted by pixelsoldier:
And up until now, I also had no clue you were a girl.

*trumpet blare* And now to announce to the world so they know in the future...I AM A GIRL!!

Yeah...I just had to explode for a second. Don't get a chance to very often.

Guy · Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2002 2:22 pm

pixelsoldier: nope. no visa either. just my birth certificate and drivers license.

oh and every one. i'm a girl too... *long pause* ...ok i'm not. i just wanted some attention too. :P

i had a feeling you were a girl, Rat. something just didn't seem right about you being a boy. don't know what it was, but anyway.

Dr. Bang · Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2002 2:35 pm

quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
*trumpet blare* And now to announce to the world so they know in the future...I AM A GIRL!!

Yeah...I just had to explode for a second. Don't get a chance to very often.

I do not believe! You must post a pic of you to prove it!

[666]Flat · Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2002 2:35 pm

quote:
Originally posted by Guy:

oh and every one. i'm a girl too...

So what about random...

quote:

*long pause* ...ok i'm not. i just wanted some attention too. :P

...fucking queer.

Oh, BTW, Rat... give it a second thought. My man meat body could be all yours. /me runs and hides behind a solid crate

Guy · Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2002 3:18 pm

flat: what the...? it was just a stupid joke you fuck.

Rat · Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2002 3:32 pm

quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Bang:
I do not believe! You must post a pic of you to prove it!

*sigh*

Me

Now, excuse me as I do the world a favor and murder Flat.

Loki · Posted: Tue Jun 25, 2002 3:36 pm

[walks in, shoots Flat in the face]

pxlsoldier: Hawaii rocks! I miss it every day! You should definetely go there for your honeymoon - but try to stay out of Waikiki(Honolulu) - that's the Disneyland of the pacific islands. Maybe you know someone you can stay with.
Or go to the Big Island (Hawaii) - it's breathtaking ...