[Dhabih]

...frozen hashbrown patties smell like dirty socks....but taste great with ketchup. Does this mean smelly socks will taste great with ketchup?


did you know that
...the indian word for cheese is the same as the persian word for cheese "Paneer".

did you know that...

[Ian]

wuts a paneer?

oh, and are you high?

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[GodChi]

asleep and typing i guess...

-GodChi
http://www.outshined.de

[Spitfire]

Did you know that women use both their brain-halves when listening to a conversation and men just one? This technically enables a woman to follow 2 discussions simultaneously.

[Spitfire]

The use of 2 brain halves for other coordinations only occurs "by accident" in males. Such as President Clinton who is capable of watching 2 televisions at the same time or people who can write different things with 2 hands at the same moment.

[Enayla]

I can actually paint with my right hand, AND one of my feet at the same time.

Looks like crap, but still... a not so useful but weird skill.

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[Brain]

Just cuz women use both hemispheres doesn't mean they could listen to 2 convos as efficiently as one. This prolly just means that the words are being accepted by the left side and being visualised perhaps by the right.

*laughs* Who's been reading Drawing with The Right Side of The Brain? @;-)

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[Spitfire]

Brain,

The article actually mentioned that both sides could receive and process the data independently from eachother. Which means that, though they can hear with 1 and visualize or something with 2, they should also be capable of both visualizing �nd hearing with both at the same time.

[Chapel]

...ramon noodles are good with a slice of american cheese melted in.

...if you cut the whiskers off a cat they will walk around like they are in a drunken stooper.

[Enayla]

We had two cats. One wanted to boss the other around, so he chewed off the younger one's whiskers.

Rather cruel, but hey, wasn't much we could do about it.

Proved to me that the old belief that cats can't handle themselves without their whiskers is wrong... though they DO bump into things occasionally if the whiskers are gone

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[Jezebel]

My cat got attacked by a dog and had to have his tail amputated. When he came home with nothing more than a little stub, he was running into everything. He would try and jump on the counter and just sorta fly past it and hit the wall. =P

It was sad, but sorta funny too, hehe. Poor kitty :/

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[A.Buttle]

Did you know that...
...the word racecar is a palindrome?

...the word "whisky" comes from the Gaelic phrase "uisage beatha," meaning "water of life"?

...tits rock?

...the series of pictures taken by Eadward Muybridge of a running horse, won Leland Stanford, then the governor of California, 20,000 dollars?

...it took Michelangelo 4 years to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, but 10 years for a group of people to restore it?

...I'm wearing a Skeletor t-shirt?

...Boy George is gay?

...the average human penis length is 5 and 1/4 inches?

...the largest penis on earth belongs to the blue whale?

...the blue whale ain't got nothin' on me?

...Ronny James Dio, after heading groups like Elf and Rainbow, had no place replacing Ozzy in Black Sabbath?

...Journey rocks?

...I was just kidding?

...or was I?

...my girlfriend is fucking hot?

...I just ordered almost 1,000 dollars worth of equipment and Stanford University is going to foot the entire bill, and then some?

...I got the After Effects Production Bundle and PS 6 legally for 40 dollars?

...tits rock?

...mullets, and the midgets who love them, are funny?

...Bakersfield, CA, is a shit hole?

...I have a lot of work to do that I'm avoiding?

...Egyptian slaves lived on beer and bread and usually died by the age of 30 with severely crippled backs?

...almost all of this information is completely useless?

...I'm hot blooded? Check it and see?

...I've got a fever of 100 and 3?

...so, come on baby, do you do more than dance?

...I'm hot blooded, hot blooded?

...this is a damned long post?

...Reagge on the River is the greatest concert ever?

...tits rock?

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[Lukias]

Average male penis is 6 inches long and 70% of the world are in the is catergory the rest come in 2 1/2 cm's of this.....though there are exceptions.......

How do you make my penis a foot long..................fold it in half.....lol! not

[Silico]

sorry to break the subject about penises, but...

that thing about women using both halves!! i just learned that in psychology like a couple weeks back! but that doesn't make a woman better than a man. you see, what i'm thinking is, does this mean women have to use both halves while men only need one to get the same job done?? that means that we still have an extra half to do stuff while women have to use their whole brain just for listening to things!

see, men are capable of doing more with less.

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[shahar2k]

aaaactualy

the two halves of the brain thing... well, it is true that women can listen to more than one conversation, but men can't thing is, men can concentrate much better on one subject than women can (you can phase out the rest of the world more easily) comes from hunting / gathering... I believe... hunters have one prey, while gatherers need to watch out and be alert to the world around them.
I don't believe this information is 100% true though

did you know....
URLs have a limit of 80 charecters (without modifiers) because of the standard IBM punchcard, which fit in the standard filing boxes which themselves were made to fit dollar bills, which... I think were made the thickness of railroad rails... which are as far apart as two horses asses, which is the same width of the roman roads.

so there

[shahar2k]

oh and about palindrome, here's a 306 word palindrome....

Dog Sees Ada
Adam? I'm Adam! Moody, me? Dam it (sic)! Are we all? I know Ada. I saw Ada.
Ah, a short symbol to no denial: Eyes omit naive dog-desserts. Evil right, old-name diets. A tree-bonnet foliate, relax: If Ada did pull order, read. Ada had a foe, fire-rose facade tool, too-hot yard Iraq: arid Elijah at a haj. I lead a reviled noose, Canadian!
It is coded, on a pistol by Rome, "Man is an ardor pelt, tactiler, sad." A tacit sin, a rude Roman enema. I ran; Agnus Dei, Dada lived on.
I, a gap, a zero monad, Ada's nose: "Rift on, evil royal pilots!" I pass a nasal acolyte. I pondered, now idle.
His flack: late no-no's, tits, a cow. Two-cow, to tenor of God! A sin is a sign, ignoble udder-cases! La femme fatale gnawed at a phone-post, also lost call, eh? She'll act solo, slats open. Oh, pat a dew-angel at a femme false. Sacred duel, bonging is a sin; is a dog? For one to two-cow two, cast it so none talk calfs!
I held, I wondered. No piety local as an ass. A pistol (I play, or live not) fires on sad Ada. "No more!" Zap! Again. O devil! Ada died, sung an aria. Men, enamored, uranistic at Ada's relit cattle prod, ran as in a memory blot.
Sip an ode, Doc; sit in. Aid an ace, soon deliver Ada! Elijah!
At a haj, I led Iraq (arid ray to hoot), looted a cafe sore, rife of Ada. Had Ada erred? Roll up. Did Ada fix ale, retail? Often. "No beer taste," I demand, "loth girl! I've stressed! Go, deviant!"
"I mosey!"
"Elaine, Do not lob my Stroh's!"
Aha! Ada was I; Ada won. Kill a ewe, racist.
I made my doom: "Madam, I'm ADA!"
Ada sees God

[A.Buttle]

Whoa. Someone had WAY too much time on their hands.

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Joe Dillingham
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[Shadowman]

-When people get old their ears smell like cheeze.
-How many of you like the smell of cheeze?
-Cheeze is best on a Ritz with a bottle of red wine.

[A.Buttle]

New Jersey is weird.

[edit]UBB blows...[/edit]
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Three Times A Day

[This message has been edited by A.Buttle (edited December 05, 2000).]

[Shadowman]

Does anyone eles have any interesting news about cheeze?

[FaithInChaos]

i am fixated with my nose cheese. i leave my nose for a couple of weeks, to let the ooze and puss build up inside. then when it is ripe dimpled with minature pimples, i look into a mirror and squeeze the fucker hard (till tears come to my eyes), millions of worms come busting out of my nose skin each one feeling like a mini orgasm...i watch them squirm and coil up on themselves, its so glorious.

i like to collect the cheeze and rub them into little balls when im through, i leave them on the carpet for my dog.

[Ian]

Your one disgusting motherfucker.

[Spitfire]

I think im going to throw up. Sick motherfucker.

/me spanks faith around with the proverbial extra-large trout

[Enayla]

Eww... that's all I have to say.

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[Spitfire]

Seriously, im going to skip lunch.

[Shadow]

nusty stuff

about the thing where u guys said that women can listen to 2 conversations at the same time, its a disadventage not an adventage

I saw on TV where some professor was trying to explain it and basically what happens with women is that they are open to all the noises in their surroundings, for example if 3 people are talking to a women, she'll most likely try to divide the attention evenly to each of them which causes her not to understand anything at all because she cant full concintrate on one person
while men have the ability to ignore all noises around and focus on one thing such as 1 person out of 10... I saw them conduct a study of where 3 people read short stories to a women at the same time and at the end she is like "i have no idea what they said" and the man was able to discribe one of them with detail.. bah i'll shut up now

-S

[Count Zero]

Did you know that...
the part connecting the two brain hemispheres (the latin name escapes me right now...) can be cut and it will not affect ones life in anyway. 'tis true.
It's used to help people who suffer from (severe) epilepsy; it can reduce the severity (ie. the breadth or area) of "miss-fires" in the neurons (if memory serves me). The separation of the hemispheres from one another only shows up in specific tests that test focusing on objects with only one eye.
Oh, and the brain has no pain receptors, so go ahead and stab your friend in the brain with something pointy.

[A.Buttle]

Count Zero, corpus callosum.

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Joe Dillingham
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Three Times A Day

[shahar2k]

actually the severing of the two hemispheres does do some weird things, (the old saying, left hand dosn't know what the right is doing becomes literal)

Did you know there's a disorder called "strangeglove syndrome" where a person's hand gets it's own personality
in one of the cases a right hand buttons a shirt while below it a left hand unbuttons it, in another a woman almost died when her hand attempted to kill her by shoving fish bones down her throat
strange....

[Spitfire]

Separating brain halves also creates some other cute disorders. It seems that, because man only uses one side for speech, you can only connect the speech center with one of two visual centers.

In other words : if you shut one of your eyes and look with the one whose center cant connect with the speech center, you will be incapable of saying out loud what you see. You can point at a computer and know its a computer, but you cant tell people.

Not an assumption by the way, this has been tested and it really works this way.