[GreenPeach]

Glittlerbug Rorshach and the Periadam Grift

It had been a Bizarde week in spring. First I got Thrush from Nova, then a spitefull case of creepfever. But I couldn't afford to miss any more work. Dahbi, the landlord, weelds a heavy Boomstick and I hadn't payed rent for months. He told me if I broke the tenant/landlord Covenant that he would call Capt.FlushGarden. Funny, I never took him for a pigeon.
My office was still cold that morning, and it smelled of reeseer snack borritos. I had been eating them since I was vebjorn. My desk was pilled high with notes from old cases, all unsolved. 'The case of the vracky Switch', 'the wingless jerm', 'TheNexx Seraphire', 'little Ceenda's stolen Cuddly Binke'...there were more but I had lostpapers. Nothing was going my way. I was a shamehead to be dick.
Next to the pile of unsolved cases was, of course, the list of suspects. Most of them were known criminals, some were just sloppy. The list read like the cast of a bad comic book fom Australia; Buddah the_monkey, MisterOwl, micke the Gecko, Freddio, strata Sumaleth, Mime kerosene, poppysan poxen, -marty- napalm, sacrelicious Lukias, the Magicman, Francis the mantis, The Giant Hamster, Blitz Baldie, The slightly Twisted Flexible Elf, nickmarksdotcom, Simon Gustafsson... The list went on and on. The place was overrun with vracky, spooky charactors. These were grimdaze in the town of el tigre, an Epoch of Entropy, if you will.


blah blah

I was going to on and have a dame come in nammed Glitterbug Rorshach, and she would bring in a new case about a spooge demon and everything...

But my girlfriend is looking at me like I'm the biggest f@#&ing dork that she's ever seen so... maybe someone else wants to work on it.

GreenPeach

PS If you do, be sure to use Faustgfx as a snide and literary remark.

[Freddio]

heh

thats cool.

[faustgfx]

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[Ian]

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[GreenPeach]

i guess my girlfriend is smarter than i thought

[gLitterbug]

That rules!

p.s. shouldn�t that be gLitterbug?