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edible snowman · member Member # Joined: 12 Sep 2000 Posts: 998

there will be no more dodgeball in U.S. schools, and in some of them, no more competitive sports.

roundeye · Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 7:34 pm

you are correct in saying that all americans are pussies.

Rat · Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 8:12 pm

True.

el scoono · member Member # Joined: 17 Jan 2002 Posts: 155

ahhh...canada. home of hockey and celine dion, talking some trash?! really, are you guys the fifty-first state yet, eh?

this whole dodge ball thing is ridiculous. it's just another jackass story that the media is attempting to make into news.

roundeye · Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 8:38 pm

ah america. land of fake wars and losing at hockey. we have the drop on ya. and yer beer sucks.

travis travis · Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 8:47 pm

If they have special ed for the mind, they may as well have it for the body as well. seriously, teach those nerds how to play (of which I fell into the category of back in the day and would have appreciated) Keeping physically active is a lot more important then most things you'll learn in school when you've got to build and maintain whatever body you got for 80+ years

Gimbal8 · Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 8:55 pm

I'll agree about the beer part. With one major exception: Sam Adams. Just about everything else made here is diluted piss water.

Dodgeball is like life. So of course most parents here in the US want to shield their children from it.

Rat · Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 9:20 pm

quote:
Originally posted by el scoono:
home of hockey and celine dion

I RESENT that. Celine Dion sucks!

Being fit definitely comes before learning things 99% of the population will never learn. (*cough* ancient civilizations *cough*) In my mind, anyway.

Coaster · Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 9:39 pm

Better then Brittany Spears.

Rat · Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 9:42 pm

Good point. It's Britney, not Brittany. Brittany is what Britain used to be called.

Lunatique · Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 9:53 pm

Have you heard?

Canadians without the French, would just be Americans.

roundeye · Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 10:07 pm

Have you heard?
Americans without the propaganda, would just be terrorists.

boolah.

Farwalker · Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 10:18 pm

President Bush, what were you thinking?!

Send in the Mounties!

Rat · Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 10:40 pm

Actually, I think Canadians without the French would still be Canadians, just without all the French Candadians running around *trying* to lead our country.

Emphasis on "trying".

Shaded · Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 10:54 pm

quote:
Originally posted by roundeye:
Have you heard?
Americans without the propaganda, would just be terrorists.

boolah.

Heheh - its funny cause its true...

strata · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2002 4:41 am

bullseye, roundeye ;D

comeback of the day award goes to the eatpoo man!

Lunatique · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2002 6:16 am

Shit, I had a good comeback, but it sounded like propaganda.

jome · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2002 9:08 am

quote:
Originally posted by strata:
bullseye, roundeye ;D

comeback of the day award goes to the eatpoo man!

Absolutely. If I were drinking Canada Dry or someting like it, it would've gone up my nose and into the keyboard. Game, set and match.

maceface · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2002 10:30 am

hey...i really dont have anything to say here...but found this pic...and thought it would fit in this topic...so here you go

hell if anyone else can find a funny pic like this (against canadians or americans i dont care) post it

balistic · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2002 10:32 am

We're quite secure in being pussies, what with our GIGANTIC NUCLEAR ARSENAL and VAST ARRAY OF HIPPIE-SEEKING ORDINANCE.

Not to mention our monopoly on chicken-fried steak and gravy.

balistic · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2002 1:33 pm

quote:
Originally posted by Duckman2:
I thought that this was going to be an interesting thread. I thought to myself with a name like that it has to be funny, but what a letdown. Same old shit

Well fuck, guys . . . DAMN IT! . . . we let down duckman . . . I feel terrible.

Hold me.

edible snowman · member Member # Joined: 12 Sep 2000 Posts: 998

duckman, maybe if we blast your nerd face with a dodgeball...

this was the funniest thing I have read in a while.

[ February 26, 2002: Message edited by: edible snowman ]

Rat · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2002 6:40 pm

Dodgeball is hardly dangerous. I've had one or two whipped at my face and have never so much as had a bloody nose! Then again...we haven't played classic dodgeball since grade 3, but there are the variations.

Splitting atoms is much more dangerous.

If the American gov had control over the world, there would only be one language - American English *shudder*.

Giant Hamster · member Member # Joined: 22 Oct 1999 Posts: 1782

Thanks! I love these threads where foreigners put down the USA. It's great! I especially love when the Canadians, Mexicans, etc - who are also Americans - say all Americans are Shitheads(or Any other explitive of your choice) while try to disassociate Themselves as part of America. Seriously, I love it. It's the greatest thing in the world!

Now, Just for the record, I'm not American...I'm from California.
I also know a secret that you don't know.
Just, in this case, I can't tell you...because it's that much of a secret. Yes, THAT much.

Anyways, I have Stuff to be doing.

Rat · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2002 7:08 pm

I resent that. Canadians are definitely not American. If we were, I wouldn't be here. I'd be somewhere else (like Cambodia - personal joke). The only reason we're under the American government's influence is because our politicians are too stupid to know how to be independant.

Americans, in my opinion, are something worse than shitheads. I will not say what I'm thinking. I will not...

Lunatique · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2002 7:37 pm

For all the U.S. bashing the rest of the world does, you'd imagine American films, televesion, music, fast food, and technology would never be popular or accepted outside of the 50 States. . ..

Yeah, go ahead and say most of it is crap anyways.

But you know you can easily name many that's had very profound influence on you since your birth.

BTW, Rat, he meant you live in North America(in the geographic context).

The English the Canadians speak sound no different than the English we speak. The only time I could tell it's a Canadian speaking is when they say the word "about." You guys say it like "aboat."

This, of course, is excluding the froggies.

[ February 26, 2002: Message edited by: Lunatique ]

roundeye · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2002 7:47 pm

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[ February 26, 2002: Message edited by: roundeye ]

Rat · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2002 7:51 pm

I'd rather not live here.

If you're giong to say "America" as in N. America, then clarify it if you don't want me to chew your head off. To me "America" is the States.

The English here and there is different, actually. Canadians don't say "roof" like ruf (the "u" as in "bun"), or "room" the same way. Well, not the ones that've grown up here, anyway.

[ February 26, 2002: Message edited by: Rat ]

Malachi Maloney · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2002 8:03 pm

Wow, no more dodge-ball? That was one of my favorite things to do as a kid. (Throwing things at other kids as hard as I can was one of my favorite things to do that is.

)

Anyways......
As far as beer goes. Canadian beer sucks just as much ass as American beer. I only drink European brews for that very reason.
The only thing I like about Canada besides roundeye and Fallen, is the budz. (We still grow better shit in America, but that's beside the point.)

Oh! And maple syrup, that's good shit.

So as an American, I'd like to say thank you Canada. Thank you for the delicious herbs and maple syrup.

Take it easy,
M

Lunatique · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2002 8:19 pm

Well, I find it kinda weird for people from a country that's the most similar to the U.S. to say they LOATHE the U.S..

Canada and the U.S. are almost like brothers. I can't think of another country where its citizens can walk around in the U.S. all day and completely blend in like a native.

I haven't been trying to insult anyone. Just pointing out the obvious.

I'm thankful that this country spawned some of the coolest shit our generation cares about. I'm a fan of many foreign things as well, so I'm not some diehard patriot.