[Martin Rebas]

/Martin

[SplitSoul]

Very nicely done, although I absolutely *have* to burst out in a fit of rage on how I despise the Osbourne family after having seen that truly horrid show on MTV just once. Especially Kelly - although both of his kids are so amazingly stupid that it just baffles the mind. They seem to be stuck at that pre-pubescent age where cussing was still a riot, and had to be done as much as humanly possible, pausing only to gasp for air. "Cunt!" this, "Cunt!" that. It's about as funny as a 7-year-old boy going "PENIS VAGINA PENIS VAGINA PENIS VAGINA" at the supermarket, then dropping his pants and running into the Snacks & Dip section of the store, only to finish off the show by doing "The Helicopter".

I'm not even going to comment on Ozzy's incoherent mumbling. I think the tasty bat flesh corrupted his brain.