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micke
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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2002 4:10 pm     Reply with quote
This happened earlier this evening:



It appeared that i had a infection in a "lymfekjertel" in my neck and it started to leak out ALOT of smelly thick yellowish
sauce of some kind...It smelled like an old
ass dipped in dog vomits. I went to the doctor the other way and i thought it got better, but apparently it has'nt.. Sorry, no photos, he he..

Now i just have to figure out why i share this information with you guys

-Micke

[ May 30, 2002: Message edited by: micke ]
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Hyperi0n
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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2002 4:20 pm     Reply with quote
lol
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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2002 4:37 pm     Reply with quote
sounds gross... hope you get better soon
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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2002 4:48 pm     Reply with quote

wehehehehe
its funny and sad at the same time....
like a ren and stimpy cartoon...
My symphaty my friend...
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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2002 5:13 pm     Reply with quote
Erm, were the pores of your neck leaking out this grossness? From the word you used in your neck, sounds like a lymph problem.

Oh, and how do you know what an old ass dipped in dog vomit smells like? =P
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[Shizo]
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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2002 5:40 pm     Reply with quote
I can't visualize.. what you mean from your neck? You got a hole in the back of your neck? hehe
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Rob Why?
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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2002 6:09 pm     Reply with quote
That cartoon would have been good even without an explanation, maybe even better!
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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2002 6:18 pm     Reply with quote
Now to go back in time and stop myself from clicking on this topic...

sympathy.
~jeff

And wait, so did your nose fall off before or after looking under the desk...

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Lunatique
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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2002 6:21 pm     Reply with quote
And just HOW did you contract this infection?
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Brain
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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2002 7:47 pm     Reply with quote
Prolly cuz he's been hanging around too many old ass dipped in dog vomits. @;-)

Get better immediately micke!
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Loki
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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2002 8:02 pm     Reply with quote
Hahaha - Loon - He probably got it from getting neckfucked by strangers without using a condom ...

Argh Micke - that's really gross though! Hope it gets better soon! And hope you don't find any little blackheaded maggots in it ... eeeewww ... now I grossed myself out... eeeech

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Dr. Bang
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PostPosted: Thu May 30, 2002 8:54 pm     Reply with quote
You know whats more shocking?! Many the Sijun oldies are posting in this same thread.

*Sniff*
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henrik
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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2002 12:22 am     Reply with quote
Me, old? Thanks for sharing micke
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Dr. Bang
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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2002 12:30 am     Reply with quote
quote:
Originally posted by henrik:
Me, old? Thanks for sharing micke


Were you refering to me ? sorry, i'm sleepy.
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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2002 5:11 am     Reply with quote
funniest thread ive read in a while....literally laughing out loud....lokis comments...and all of micke's....funny\sad stuff....but cant help chuckling
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PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2002 6:03 am     Reply with quote
Did somebody loose a bet?

Neckfucked by strangers. Bwhahaha. I think I'd rather have an oozy, overactive lymfekjertel condition.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 01, 2002 5:29 pm     Reply with quote
Thanks for the info
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2002 2:19 pm     Reply with quote
YOU ALMOST TURNED! SOON TO BE KNOWN AS...


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